too funny not to share

OK - so we all know how complicated the whole tv/satellite/remote control/TIVO thing can be for the techno-challenged amoung us.  I still don't know how to switch between satellite and DVD.  No matter.  I'd rather be stitching anyway.  HOWEVER, my MIL does watch a lot to tv.  The tv is her constant companion.  Well, today, I come home from work and see that the TIVO record button is illuminated.  Out of curiosity, I check the menu to see what she is recording, knowing it would have taken an ACT OF GOD for her (at 93 years old) to have figured out the TIVO system on her own.  Much to my surprise and amusement, she had accidently TIVO'd pay-per-view porn.  YEP.  Porn.  Pay-per-view porn. 

Barely containing my laughter, I show her what she's done, much to her mortification.  We laughed about it and I quickly deleted the HOT WIVES CLUB XXX. 

Of course I had to share this with hubby before we went to dinner at the Super China Buffet.  MIL loves the Super China b/c they have the peel and eat shrimp.  So, at Super China, hubby says to MIL, "Mom, what have I told you about ordering pay-per-view porn while we're at work", shaking his finger her direction (laughing).  To which she says, "What'd you say?".  To which he yells "WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT ORDERING PAY-PER-VIEW PORN WHILE WE'RE AT WORK!!!"   At which point we had the attention of the entire restaurant.

We laughed all the way home.