GOT NUTS?

Hey there!

Whatcha been doing?

Me?  Nuttin' honey..

I like BIG NUTS and I cannot lie.

You other brothers can't deny..

I love...

love...

LOVE me some acorn caps.

Hubby says if I pick up another single nut cap,

he's going to have me committed...

to the Nut Hut.

A long time ago, I had a friend who asked her mom what a "menage a trois" was.  The mom, without missing a beat, told her that it was a fancy French dessert.  I really think she thought so, but nevertheless... 

Years later, my friend and I were catching up over dinner, at a fancy French restaurant.  When the waiter asked what we'd like to try for dessert, my friend, without missing a beat, looks the waiter straight in the face and says, "I'd like to try a menage a trois". 

I nearly choked to death. 

So did the waiter.

Wonder what my friend would call this?

A sextet?

I'm a little acorn, round

Lying on the cold, cold ground

Everybody steps on me

That is why I'm cracked you see.

I'm a nut (clap clap)

I'm a nut (clap clap)

I'm a nut

I'm a nut

I'm a nut (clap clap)

Yes. I know.  My crazy is showing again..